Worked in a fairly respectable bar that was popular with the middle-aged crowd (we played 70's / 80's music). Every night we'd rotate the shitty jobs between the staff (cleaning sick up / floor mopping etc). This one night I was on toilet duty (checked them every hour or so for empty glasses, general mess), some guy comes to the bar and says there is a 'mess' in one of the cubicles. I go in a see someone has jammed the toilet with toilet roll, proceeded to piss on the toilet and cover the floor with this also. I go fetch the mop and bucket and when I return there is a pair of boxer shorts in the piss-puddle... Not only are they soaking wet they have a full on shit stain in them. There's no way I'm going near them but before I have time to even think about what I'm going to do the cubicle door next to me opens... The guy has trousers round his ankles but no underwear on, proceeds to say 'So that's where they got to' (looking down at the boxer shorts) rings them out with his bare hands, takes off his trousers puts the shitty-pissy boxer shorts on and staggers out.